If you’re wondering what to name your new dog, there’s a ton of ideas—but none like these.

The names in this post are hilarious and ridiculous, but we don’t necessarily recommend these names.

What to Consider when Selecting a Dog Name

How do you want your dog to seem? Do you want your dog to come off as sweet, silly or tough? The name you choose can play a big role in that.
What matches her personality? Sometimes it helps to get a feel for your dog’s personality first and see what type of name would suit her.
Is it too long? Many of the suggestions in this post are too long to say. In that case, you’ll have to consider what the nickname would be.
Are you comfortable telling people? When someone asks your dog’s name, are you prepared to tell them the ridiculous name you’ve chosen for her?