As Donald Trump would say, Twitter is great today. Just great. The best. Bigly tremendous.
After the last 2016 presidential debate last night, people are poking fun of his immature language by mocking what his school book report would sound like. Using #TrumpBookReport, users are coming up with some pretty creative, and realistic, lines.
Of the many books mini Trump could write about, we can imagine his reports for dog books would be the best. Here are ruffing great and pawesome #TrumpBookReport tweets about dog books.
P.S. wanna rewind to the first debate? Here’s what dogs thought of the debate in hilarious puppy .gifs.
I would have written the Best, the Most Tremendous book report, but the dog ate my homework. #rigged #TrumpBookReport
— Lynne A ???? (@lahtay44) October 20, 2016
What kind of dog plays piano? My dog doesn't play piano. And another thing – I woulda kicked that ball. Every single time. #TrumpBookReport
— Michael Wodzicki (@MWodzicki24) October 20, 2016
"One day Clifford had a bath, combed his hair and went to HUGE dog show. He did not win first place. It was rigged." #TrumpBookReport
— Puff the Chinchilla (@PuffChinchilla) October 20, 2016
Lassie? A total dog. #TrumpBookReport
— Sarah Pinsker (@SarahPinsker) October 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/0showerthought0/status/789104324441964544
That Marley dog. Total losers. He's a hero because he died okay, I like dogs that win. #TrumpBookReport
— Gabby Revilla Lugo ???????? (@gabbyrevlugo) October 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/kugraduate/status/789103035154771968
This dog was Yuge. Big and strong and everybody loved that dog. I'm basically the Old Yeller the 2016 election #TrumpBookReport
— Ambassador of Bacon (@bacon_guru) October 20, 2016
Clifford the big red dog will help secure the border. He endorses me. He has never endorsed anyone. #TrumpBookReport
— oh (@OH_itsoscar) October 20, 2016
#TrumpBookReport Let me tell you, ok, that I've just read about the biggest dog with red hair,ok? This Clifford guy was bigly, and redly.
— Johnboy (@TweetOfJohnboy) October 20, 2016
There's this dog. YUUGE. I mean really bigly dog okay. Named Clifford – terrible terrible name folks. #TrumpBookReport
— Sakina Howard (@SakinaHoward) October 20, 2016
No birds, no bigly mocking, very little killing. Very misleading. As bad as the dog catcher with the rye bread. #TrumpBookReport
— Sissyeatsgrits okra greens friedcatfish w hotsauce (@divafancypants) October 20, 2016
There was a dog, ok? Name was Walter. Stupid name. And he farted tremendously. It was disgusting. Just a disaster. #TrumpBookReport
— Lisa Newburn. ???????? (@lisa_pearl_) October 20, 2016
P.S. wanna rewind to the first debate? Here’s what dogs thought of the debate in hilarious puppy .gifs.
Your dog can rip both candidates apart with presidential-themed dog toys.
Think both candidates are dog poop? Meet the Bichon running for pres.
