If you’re wondering what to name your new dog, there’s a ton of ideas—but none like these.
The names in this post are hilarious and ridiculous, but we don’t necessarily recommend these names.
What to Consider when Selecting a Dog Name
- How do you want your dog to seem? Do you want your dog to come off as sweet, silly or tough? The name you choose can play a big role in that.
- What matches her personality? Sometimes it helps to get a feel for your dog’s personality first and see what type of name would suit her.
- Is it too long? Many of the suggestions in this post are too long to say. In that case, you’ll have to consider what the nickname would be.
- Are you comfortable telling people? When someone asks your dog’s name, are you prepared to tell them the ridiculous name you’ve chosen for her?
Ridiculous Dog Names
Here’s a list of the most ridiculous dog names for female and male dogs.
- McLoven the Stud Muffin
- Kanye Westie
- Angus Von Wigglebottom
- Poopsie
- SuperFunCoconutDog
- Scrappin Scruffy Macdoogle of the Highland Macdoogles
- Catfish Hobbs
- Champagne Charlie
- Chauncey Peppertooth
- Chazz Porter
- Donkerton
- Chicky Chippo The Fox Demon
- Chief Frederick Prince Manbearpig Pace
- Chief Tator Tot
- Hugo Abelard Le Meatball
- Jabba The Pug
- Poopla
- Jack Purves The Doody Boy
- Justa Dog J.D
- Baja Betty
- Bear Paws Lord Of The Dance
- Benjamin Pickles
- Flopper
- Boon Bon Wrinkler
- Captain Jack Barkypants
- Katie Scarlett Of Chattapoochie
- Lady Doodle Savage
- Ozzy Pawsborne
- Leilei Puppypoo Mcclure
- Lordess Niblonia Of Townsend Manor
- Mackeys Molly Bea Of Dawson Farms
- McLoven the Stud Muffin
- Kanye Westie
- Angus Von Wigglebottom
- Elmo
- Woolfgang
- Master Humphrey Beauguardus
- Ninja Roo The Fox Demon Ii
- Bunz
- Odysseys Hot Shot Of Aspenhill
- Joppy
- Slippy
- Oh So Rosenberg
- Optimus Prime Rib
- Chewbarka
- Dinks
- Maximus Waffles
- ChaChi Big Foot
- Olly Duke Of Kashmir
- Peaches Sweetpea King Walker
- Pocketful O Barley
- Bozo
- Pickly
- Polkadot Sox
- Princess Poo Poo Provolone
- Beans
- Professor Monty Waffles
- Broseph
- Sloppy
- Chazz Porter
- Sir Stinks Alot
- Chicky Chippo The Fox Demon
- Chief Frederick Prince Manbearpig Pace
- Chief Tator Tot
- Savage Seahawk Sofie
- Lieutenant Colonel Be Back Soon
- Aggie Von Schwaggie
- Abner Doubledoodle
- Arrow Bumblebee Bruno
- Seargent Buzzbomb
- Sir Winchster Mcsniffems
- Tazz The Jazz Dog
- Jinky
- The Great Pepperoni
- Clower
- Moo moo
- Tipper Crackerjack
- Zsa Zsa Chanel
Take a look at more hilarious dog names.
