In this cute dog video, a little dog and his owner, Toby, discuss wills.
The dog claims he’s leaving everything to his owner.
“What would you leave me? Your toys? Maybe the sticks you bring in sometimes?” the owner asks.
“You know how I pee on things?”
“Yes, I do remember.”
“Well, everything I pee on is MINE!”
“I peed on the president,” the little dog says.
“You never even went to the Whitehouse!!!” the owner yells.
“Are you ready to hear my terms?” the dog starts talking business again.
The owner isn’t buying it. He’s even more angered when his dog tells him that he can’t have his dog treats because he’s gaining a little weight.
Then the game changes when a lawyer suddenly shows up.
“Sir, I apologize for you coming out here. But I’m going to have to retract my territorial transfer.”
Well, goes to show you, if your dog puts you in his will, don’t screw it up!